"What are you so mad about? Because I asked you to stop hitting your sister in the face with your underwear?"
To Cole, 9:12am
"I don’t like you standing naked in the middle of my kitchen. Put on your clothes!"
To Cole, 8:26am
"Pearl, will you please stop pulling on the cats nipples and clean up your fort before your bath?"
Marcella, to her daughter Pearl
Pearl gets a big kick out of rubbing the cats bellies and looking for the nipples. So she sits there petting them and then shouts “I found a nipple!!” And then a minute goes by and again “I found a nipple!” She was doing this when she was supposed to be cleaning up her room before her bath.
"Well, it’s just not appropriate not to wear underwear to school."
To Cole, 8:14am
He is excited about his school’s pajama day.
"You don’t have to act like a crazy person because there are four beans on your dinner plate."
To Cole, 5:26pm
"Traditionally, ketchup and ravioli don’t go together."
To Olivia, 5:47pm
I’m just saying, we don’t usually sleep in our clothes and then wear them to school the next day.
To Olivia, 7:56am
"Olivia, you can have a turn as soon as you pull your pants up."
"Livvy, you’re assigning yourself homework?"
Andy, to Olivia, who is 3 years old