Things my kid made me say

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When you become a parent, your kids will have you saying all kinds of things that make little sense but that are completely hilarious.
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I’m a Newton, Mass.-based mom of a 3 year-old and a 4 year-old, who collects the weird and funny things my family, friends and I say to our kids.

If you have a funny “thing your kid made you say,” feel free to use the submissions page on this site. Please include the date, time, a pic if you’d like, and the context, if it’s not obvious. Thank you.