"There’s no such thing as ‘Sleeping Beauty’ wrestling."
"No, you’re not going to have your mustard sandwich for dinner."
Andy, to Cole 5:11pm
"Livvy, get out of the way. You can’t be that close to someone who just pooped."
Regarding Cole, 6:47pm
"Meat for dessert! Meat for dessert!"
"No, you can not have syrup with your french fries."
Me: Do you want another celery?
Cole: Let me check my schedule. Yes.
Me: Your schedule says you can have another celery?
"Dinner is ruined because Mommy cut up your strawberries!?"
"Whoever can not touch each other the most wins!"
"Guys, let’s not fight about who says a color. It’s not worth fighting about."
“Livvy, please don’t sneeze on my head.”